Arab sex bomb

A beautiful girl is approached in a bar by a dark Arab exotic looking guy, they start talking and eventually the guy asks:

- "Would you like to go back to my room?"

- "Are you SERIOUS?" ...answers the girl with anger

- "No, I'm PALESTINIOUS!"

US Air Force pilots vs maintenance crews

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

Water found on Mars

Amazing discovery. This is what the hubble telescope showed on the surface of Mars!

Sex in the office - a couple caught in action

This sex scene was caught by the closed circuit cameras in the office of a building that we cannot reveal.

The picture is now posted in public for you to see.