Newly developed cloaking device - experiment gone wrong

An experiment took place two days ago in Nevada desert.
Scientists tested a new cloaking device and although the test was successfull, something went wrong.

The tests were performed on an ex-football player who's name wasn't announced. Investigation showed that the ex-player left the labs with the cloaking device and grabbed the chance to score in a football match, while the machine operated.

The goal was caught on video:

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi - Violin funny quotes

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi (March 4, 1678 – July 28, 1741)
In memory of this great composer we dedicate the following Violin funny quotes:


- How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. They can't get up that high!

- What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- There is no actual difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.


- What's the main differences between a fiddle and a violin?
a. No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle
b. A fiddle is fun to listen to.


The judge to the defendant:
- "You look familiar...haven't I seen your face before?"
The defendand:
- "Yes you have, your Honor; i gave your son violin lessons a year ago!"
..and the judge
- "Ah, Yes!...... 10 years!!!"

A couple on their second honeymoon

A couple, married forty years, were revisiting the same places they went to, on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.

The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here on our honeymoon, forty years ago."

The husband stopped the car.
His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.

Back in the car, the husband says,
"Darling, you sure never moved like that, forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Love, forty years ago that fence wasn''t ElectriFied!!"

Amazing baseball pitch never seen before