Is it a typo in Google startup page?

Google's startup search page has an image specifically design for today's valentine day but if you watch a bit closer it seems like they've forgotten the L letter from the word Google.

What do you think? Click here to see Google's startup page

PS : Yes dear friend Anonymous, Google is not stupid at all. Sorry Google :-)
You will indead find the answer to Googe here

Could you do me a favour?

Will you water my flower pots while i ' m gone?

3 engineers and a broken car

This joke was sent to us by Tigre Marino

3 engineers travel on a desert road in a good old '76 VW Beetle. One is a mechanical engineer, the second one is an electric engineer and the last one is a computer engineer.

The VW Beetle starts making weird engine noises and stops. Then, the mechanical engineer goes back, looks at it for a couple hours and gives his veredict:

"This thing needs a complete overhaul of all friction components, plus the warpage limits of the engine heads are beyond specifications..."

The electrical engineer takes over and starts staring at the engine...after three hours he gives out his veredict:

"This thing isn't working because the voltage present on the battery is not enough, and the electromagnetic effect of the generator is too low for the car to run correctly..."

The computer engineer stares at the engine bay for 6 hours, looking under the mass of cables, hoses, until he stands up and tells his companions:
"We are doomed. I can't find the reset button on this thing!!!"

Actual statements found on insurance forms

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the detail of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining:

• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.


• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.


• I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.


• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.


• A truck backed through my windsheld into my wife's face.


• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.


• In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.


• I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.


• I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.


• I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.


• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vwehicle.


• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.


• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.


• As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.


• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.


• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounded off the roof of my car.


• I told police that I was not injured but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.


• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.


• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.


• The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front end.