Saturday, February 27, 2010

A couple on their second honeymoon

couple sex fenseA couple, married forty years, were revisiting the same places they went to, on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.

The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here on our honeymoon, forty years ago."

The husband stopped the car.
His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.

Back in the car, the husband says,
"Darling, you sure never moved like that, forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Love, forty years ago that fence wasn''t ElectriFied!!"

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson on a camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
- "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied,
- "I see millions and millions of stars."
- "What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
- "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?".
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke...
"Watson, you idiot!!. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Monday, October 12, 2009

Just for laughs Top 8 funniest pranks caught on video

Explosive Dog






Blind man has to go






The lost snake






Skunk in park






Gorilla in the cage






Head in the toilet






Hi i am Dead






Hi am Death