Showing posts with label definition of designations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label definition of designations. Show all posts

Monday, March 08, 2010

Definitions of designations in an IT department


  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  • Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
  • Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  • Cracker is the person who cracks the process and manages to produce a baby from just the DNA of the man
  • Hacker is the person who reverse engineers the process of making babies and then posts it freely in the network for the people to know.