Train slap

This joke was sent by the Champion Wrestler and honorable member of our
blog, Tigre Marino 4 people are on a train ride, an old lady and a
beautiful woman facing forward a dandy american and a mexican.The train
gets into a tunnel, and everything inside it goes dark.Then, a long kiss
sounds followed by a slap.The train goes out of the tunnel, and the
dandy american is rubbing his right cheek, turned red and looking in
pain.The old lady thinks for herself "this american fellow went to kiss
the woman, and she smacked him back..."The beautiful lady thinks for
herself "the american fellow tried to kiss me but the stupid kissed the
granny next to me, poor idiot, she got back by slapping him"...The dandy
american thought "this mexican went to kiss the beautiful woman, and she
got back but slapped me instead of him"The mexican thought for himself:
"here comes another tunnel, when everything goes black, I kiss my hand
again and slap the hell out of this dandy gringo....".........

Road trip

(Note: This joke was sent to us by our friend Chuck)

Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

- "Hi there, how is it going?"

Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:

- "Not bad..."

Then the voice says:

- "So, what are you doing?"

I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:

- "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."

Then I hear the person say all flustered:

- "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."