1. Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
3. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
6. Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Law of the biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Theatre rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
11. Law of coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
