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Crocodile dundee away on vacation

Dear neighbour,

i will be off for the weekend and i was wondering if you could do me a favour and feed "spot" while i'm away. I left food in my fridge. Don't worry 'bout cooking. Spot likes his meat raw.

Thanks

Your neighbour,
John "Dundee" Smith

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