One of the sweetest puppies i have ever seen!!

One of the cuttest puppies ever seen! Still has some milk on it's muzzle.

The testicles

A patient goes to the doctor :
Patient : "I have a big problem, doc"
Doctor : "Tell me about it.."
Patient : "My problem is that i have two rather unusual testicles : a wooden and an iron one. They have become the reason that i constantly face problems with my wife and my two kids"
Doctor rather surprised: "What?? You have an iron ball and a wooden ball and.. and you have kids???"
Patient : " Errrr.. yes"
Doctor : "..and how old are your kids?"
Patient : "Pinokio is six and Robocop is 25"

Mob Kid

The little kid returns home from school in tears
Father : "Why are you crying, son?"
Kid while crying his eyes out: " It's because of all those kids in school. They keep teasing me all the time and they call me mafia and godfather"
Father : "Ok son, stop crying. I will come to your school and deal with this issue myself, as soon as possible"
Kid : "Allright, but make it look like an accident, ok?"

The $$$,$$$,$$$ question...

How do they answer their phone????