There's this 3 years old kid who's waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
The boy stares the belly of a pregnant lady who sits in the opposite chair waiting for her turn to see the doctor.
Suddently the boy stands up, walks towards the pregnant lady and asks:
- "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied,
- "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, the kid asked,
- "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "It sure is."
With surprised and shocked look, the kid said with a trembling voice:
"Then why did you eat it?"
