The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Latest addtions:
The student with a philosophy degree asks, "Where am I going?" - because he's a taxi driver.
(submitted by my e-Friend Thought 4 the Day
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea):
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron.
For not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
A man walks into an auto parts store and says
- "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."
The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says,
- "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematician thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.Latest additions:
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is
forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind
and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the
broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears
to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've
blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I
haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."
(submitted by a passerby