Sunday, September 18, 2011

The professor's exam

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

- "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes.

- "I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."

He returns her gaze.

- "Anything?"

- "ANYTHING"

His voice softens. "Anything??"

She smiles mischievously, "Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you . . . study?"

Alzheimer & Colour Test

Sit comfortably and be calm. This is a serious test, not a joke..
Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
6999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMNMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a closerelationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!


Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.



Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!