Web spot worth visiting

Hi all.
A suggestion to take a look at a very nice webspot:

Very funny and creative.

Office remodelled

Lot of work lately... not much time left for bathroom..

Well, say hello to my new office.... it was lately remodelled and redecorated with state of the art gadgets and devices...






PS: Does the word : hemoroids means anything to you??

Divorced Barbie doll takes all

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:
-"How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied:
-"Which one do you like? We have

• "Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95,


• "Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95,


• "Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95,


• "Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95,


• "Barbie goes to the Nightclub" for $19.95 and


• "Divorced Barbie" for $375.00 ....

- "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?",
the father interrupted...

The store manager replied:
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."

Seriously strange questions

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

4. Can you cry under water?

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sitaround all day?

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

7. Do fish ever get thirsty?

8. Can you get cornered in a round room?

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

11. What should one call a male ladybird?

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it?

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?