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Friday, March 16, 2007
US Air Force pilots vs maintenance crews
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

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posted by bourbouli @ 11:54 AM   10 LauGhs

Thursday, March 15, 2007
Water found on Mars
Amazing discovery. This is what the hubble telescope showed on the surface of Mars!

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posted by bourbouli @ 3:26 PM   4 LauGhs

Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Sex in the office - a couple caught in action
This sex scene was caught by the closed circuit cameras in the office of a building that we cannot reveal.

The picture is now posted in public for you to see.

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posted by bourbouli @ 2:12 AM   5 LauGhs


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