There was a blonde woman who was sick of all the "dumb blonde" jokes, so she dyed her hair brunette.
Feeling better about her self she went for a drive in the country one day. She saw a shepherd and his flock near the side of the road and decided to stop and show this man how smart she was.
She asked him, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep you have can I have a lamb?"
The shepherd said, "O.K."
She counted out 387 sheep and the shepherd agreed with the total so the woman went to picks out her lamb.
She was just about to get in the car when the shepherd asked, "If i can tell you the original color of your hair can I have my sheep dog back?"
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