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Monday, October 30, 2006
Law happens

1. Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

6. Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of the biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Theatre rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

11. Law of coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
posted by bourbouli @ 9:50 AM  
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