The little kid returns home from school in tears
Father : "Why are you crying, son?"
Kid while crying his eyes out: " It's because of all those kids in school. They keep teasing me all the time and they call me mafia and godfather"
Father : "Ok son, stop crying. I will come to your school and deal with this issue myself, as soon as possible"
Kid : "Allright, but make it look like an accident, ok?"