Get your Ex back with a cool joke

A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says :
"I bet $500 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play".

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the 500 bucks.

Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo.

The guy hands over another 500 bucks to the octopus's owner.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few
moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus :
"now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a 1000 dollars".

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says :
"What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing !"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get it's pyjama's off i'm gonna ''sleep'' with it!!"