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Friday, March 16, 2007
US Air Force pilots vs maintenance crews
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

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posted by bourbouli @ 11:54 AM  
10 LauGhs and HaHas commented:
  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger Paula the Surf Mom said…

    yep this was pretty funny

     
  • At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Edward Wolf said…

    Loved these. Even funnier knowing they were true.

     
  • At 9:40 PM, Blogger OFIO said…

    First visit to your blog - laffed and laffed. My fave of the pilot/maintenance crew exchanges:

    Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
    Solution: "Evidence removed."

    That's wicked!
    http://nowthisnowthat.blogspot.com

     
  • At 10:36 PM, Blogger yaono2 said…

    funny.But the translation of this blog into Chinese is not correct.nice meeting you.this is my first time to be here.welcome to my blog.

     
  • At 4:41 PM, Blogger Chris The Awesome said…

    This blog is pretty funny. I'll remember to come back here! Heheh. "Live bugs on order."

     
  • At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    lollll "evidence removed!" lol thats classic...


    dirty jokes

     
  • At 4:56 PM, Blogger channelview said…

    That's funny!

     
  • At 6:06 PM, Blogger nevins manafe said…

    hi there,

    this is a great blog!
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    you can visit my blog @

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  • At 3:10 AM, Blogger T4TD Corp. said…

    Reminds me of the old Soviet News Bureau's statement:

    The plane crashed due to an unchecked descent in contravention of the normal rules of flight.

    From Thought 4 the Day
    at:
    http://t4td.blogspot.com

     
  • At 11:39 PM, Blogger Devil said…

    had a gr8 time readingyour blog, check out mine....would be happy i can read and review

     

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