- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
- Iraqi head seeks arms
- Stud tires out
- Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
- Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
- British left waffles on Falkland Islands
- Eye drops off shelf
- Teacher strikes idle kids
- Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
- Squad helps dog bite victim
- Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
- Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
- Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
- Stolen painting found by tree
- Two soviet ships collide, one dies
- 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
- Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
- Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
- Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
- War dims hope for peace
- If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
Thursday, May 03, 2007
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Amigo
ReplyDeleteLove to read your blog as it always gets me laughing all the way to gym or work. Thanks for your page and keep up the good jokes! :)
A tree finds a lost painting???
ReplyDeleteI think it was my friend, "Portly Tree Rodent" :-) He likes to BARK at cars......and stolen paintings.
Your tree loving pal, Speedcat Hollydale
How about:
ReplyDeletePensioners make good pies.
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