Yoga flexibility

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.

She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

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Crocodile dundee away on vacation

Dear neighbour,

i will be off for the weekend and i was wondering if you could do me a favour and feed "spot" while i'm away. I left food in my fridge. Don't worry 'bout cooking. Spot likes his meat raw.

Thanks

Your neighbour,
John "Dundee" Smith

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