Loch Ness monster attacks with humor

- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
- Long time no sea.

- What do you get if you mix a fashion designer with a sea monster?
- The Loch Dress Monster.

- Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
- The Luck Less Monster

- What do you get if you mix the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
- Loch Jaws

Office remodelled

Lot of work lately... not much time left for bathroom..

Well, say hello to my new office.... it was lately remodelled and redecorated with state of the art gadgets and devices...






PS: Does the word : hemoroids means anything to you??