The professor's exam

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

- "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes.

- "I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."

He returns her gaze.

- "Anything?"

- "ANYTHING"

His voice softens. "Anything??"

She smiles mischievously, "Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you . . . study?"