10 Reasons why Greeks could not be responsible for Sept. 11

10. 8:45am is too early for them to be up.

9. They are always late, they would have missed all 4 flights.

8. Pretty people on the plane distract them.

7. They would talk loudly and bring attention to themselves.

6. Food and drinks were on the plane.

5. They talk with their hands, they would probably have put their weapons down.

4. They would all want to fly the plane.

3. They would argue and start a fight in the plane.

2. They would have told everyone a week before doing it.

1. They would have put the Greek flag on the windshield.