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Monday, March 08, 2010
Happy Women's day
Happy Women's day girls :)

Trying to discover the funny part of it, here are some funny quotes for you blonde ladies:

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says
- "'Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says"
-"'Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says:
"'You dummy, it's me!"

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says:
"Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says:
"OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replies:
"Oh, that's easy: W."

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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned:
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."

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