- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
- Long time no sea.
- What do you get if you mix a fashion designer with a sea monster?
- The Loch Dress Monster.
- Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
- The Luck Less Monster
- What do you get if you mix the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
- Loch Jaws
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