Wednesday, July 18, 2007

How to make a prank bomb

Very funny prank using one piece of Mentos and a bottle of Coke. Enjoy but be carefull; The purpose of a prank is laughing not embarrasing or hurting in any way!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Yoga flexibility

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.

She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Monday, June 25, 2007

You cannot mess with your Insurance Company


A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion.

The man sued... and won!

In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested ... on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one year terms!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Funny blonde joke



There was a blonde woman who was sick of all the "dumb blonde" jokes, so she dyed her hair brunette.

Feeling better about her self she went for a drive in the country one day. She saw a shepherd and his flock near the side of the road and decided to stop and show this man how smart she was.

She asked him, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep you have can I have a lamb?"

The shepherd said, "O.K."

She counted out 387 sheep and the shepherd agreed with the total so the woman went to picks out her lamb.

She was just about to get in the car when the shepherd asked, "If i can tell you the original color of your hair can I have my sheep dog back?"