Funny Jokes and laughs

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Latest addtions:
The student with a philosophy degree asks, "Where am I going?" - because he's a taxi driver.
(submitted by my e-Friend Thought 4 the Day)

Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea):
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron.
For not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.

A man walks into an auto parts store and says
- "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."
The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says,
- "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematician thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

Latest additions:
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is
forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind
and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the
broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears
to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've
blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I
haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."
(submitted by a passerby )

The blonde lady and the 710

Just few days ago i was at the gas station, when a blonde woman drove in and asked for a "710".
All guys present there looked at each other puzzled. Someone couldn't stand the embarrassment and asked : "What's a 710, lady??"
The woman answered "Come on, you know... the one that is located near the middle of the engine. I must have lost the previous one and i need a new one a.s.a.p."
"What is this 710 for? What is it's use?" some other guy asked..
"Well guys... i don't know exactly it's use but i have noticed that it is mostly located in the middle of the engine" the woman answered.
Everybody was so puzzled. Noone could understand what she was talking about. We all felt so awkward since men mostly, are familiar with the inner parts of a car's engine.
The guy at the gas station had no other choice than to give her a pen and a paper and asked her to draw that piece of equipment.
The lady started drawing a circle about 6cm diameter and then she wrote "710" at the center of that circle.
When we looked at the paper it finally made sense :

Arab sex bomb

A beautiful girl is approached in a bar by a dark Arab exotic looking guy, they start talking and eventually the guy asks:

- "Would you like to go back to my room?"

- "Are you SERIOUS?" ...answers the girl with anger

- "No, I'm PALESTINIOUS!"

US Air Force pilots vs maintenance crews

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."