Thursday, December 28, 2006

Dirty mind

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing someDirty mind joke elaughs.blogspot.com research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"

- "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."

- "Do you use it for anything else?"

- "Like what?"

- "Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."

- "Oh, of course. Yes, we smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep the kids out."

2 comments:

  1. Thanks jessica for this tip and for honoring my little blog with your presence. Do you have a blog?

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