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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Honeymoon couple
A couple were on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
- "I have a confession to make - I had a relationship before i met you."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been engaged with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"David Sawndermann."
"David Sawndermann, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"David Sawndermann, the world's No1 Golf Champion????"
"Yes dear."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you were with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."

"David wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would David do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" she says.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"David wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would David do then?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling David Sawndermann to find out what's par for this hole!!!"
posted by bourbouli @ 11:47 AM  
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