Once upon a time, there was this knight, living with his wife and his servants, in his huge castle located somewhere in the countryside. He lived in peace doing what every knight does every day. Due to a war that was imminent, the king sent his messenger for him, asking him to participate. 
The knight proudly started packing his stuff but before he left, he put a chastity belt on his wife and trusted the key to his most trust-worthy servant:
- "i trust you with the key of the chastity belt of my wife. If you won't hear from me for one year, that means that i will be dead so give her the key and let her marry someone else. She is free."
After that, the knight rided his horse and left for the King's castle.
Half an hour later he turned back and saw someone trying to catch up with him.
- "Master Master!!!" his servant said... "Master.... you gave me the wrong key!!!"
The knight proudly started packing his stuff but before he left, he put a chastity belt on his wife and trusted the key to his most trust-worthy servant:
- "i trust you with the key of the chastity belt of my wife. If you won't hear from me for one year, that means that i will be dead so give her the key and let her marry someone else. She is free."
After that, the knight rided his horse and left for the King's castle.
Half an hour later he turned back and saw someone trying to catch up with him.
- "Master Master!!!" his servant said... "Master.... you gave me the wrong key!!!"
No comments:
Post a Comment