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Monday, January 08, 2007
20th mile
The phone rings and the husband answers the phone. He just listens and then says "how the heck do I know... I live 20 miles from the ocean!" and he then hangs up. His wife asks what that was all about. He said," oh some idiot wants to know if the coast is clear."
It has come to my attention that the liberal left have distorted the English language by making up non-sensical phrases to describe things and activities that have been easily defined for hundreds of years. The true meanings of these propagandish phrases are as follows: Embrace diversity-love a nigger, spic, wap, chink, or sand nigger Empower women-have politicians looking for votes allow the courts to become communistic tools to give women money from fathers getting screwed by the system so they won't tax the welfare wystem and get handouts with less shame gay rights-allow fags and dykes to sodomise and copulate without getting castrated or de-cunt lipped domestic violence-what happens when a husband catches his bitch sucking his neighbors dick wetland-a worthless swamp that should be used for a garbage dump but liberals want it for "wildlife" undocumented alien-a spic in the USA illegally politically correct-what the unhappy commentors to this post will attempt to define so readers will think they are "in the know" and "cool".
Quite funny, lol.
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ReplyDeleteIt has come to my attention that the liberal left have distorted the English language by making up non-sensical phrases to describe things and activities that have been easily defined for hundreds of years. The true meanings of these propagandish phrases are as follows:
ReplyDeleteEmbrace diversity-love a nigger, spic, wap, chink, or sand nigger
Empower women-have politicians looking for votes allow the courts to become communistic tools to give women money from fathers getting screwed by the system so they won't tax the welfare wystem and get handouts with less shame
gay rights-allow fags and dykes to sodomise and copulate without getting castrated or de-cunt lipped
domestic violence-what happens when a husband catches his bitch sucking his neighbors dick
wetland-a worthless swamp that should be used for a garbage dump but liberals want it for "wildlife"
undocumented alien-a spic in the USA illegally
politically correct-what the unhappy commentors to this post will attempt to define so readers will think they are "in the know" and "cool".
I had a comment, but now I'm not sure how to follow up on the previous one. Nevermind.
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Glup!
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