A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the train, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk.
She says, "Mr. Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!"
- He says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're Mrs. Forsythe for a little while?"
- "I'd like that, Mr. Forsythe!"
- "Then get your own damn blanket!"