Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.- "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
- "None" replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away".
- "Well the answer is four" said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking".
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"
- "Well" said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone? "
- "No", said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking!" .
Little Johnny is smart
ReplyDeleteLOL....If only all kids were as smart as Johnny.
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeletei think that all kids are quite intelligent these days. I feel so stupid some times when i see my nephew handle electronic equipment around the house. At his age i couldn't experiment much. Now they are all Mini Einsteins...
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