Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Blonde patient

Blonde patientA girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over."

She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts."

She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too."

She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?"

She says, "Yes."

The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:54 AM

    (-;

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  2. Anonymous8:59 AM

    ahahhaha

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  3. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Oh, i know, i know :-)

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  4. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Thank god I'm a brunette ;)

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  5. Anonymous10:25 PM

    ..now where did i put the brunette jokes folder...

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  6. Anonymous10:52 PM

    OK, this is REALLY funny. Thanks for making me laugh!

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  7. Anonymous11:45 PM

    @Say no to crack

    I am glad that i made you laugh. Thank you for your comment my friend, specially when it comes from someone that his website is in top of all Humor categories around the blogosphere!

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  8. Anonymous11:59 PM

    ha! ha! Ha! hopped!

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  9. Anonymous2:40 AM

    Very good!

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  10. that's real funny... hahah.. Good one! Keep posting, love your jokes!
    veronneca @ veronneca.blogspot.com

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  11. Anonymous11:35 PM

    Hahaha....
    I almost believe she has the pain all over her....
    Guess what? I'm blonde too.

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  12. Although I'm a brunette, I plead "GUILTY" to this one in real life! LOL

    Thanks so much! laffing and laffing still

    http://nowthisnowthat.blogspot.com

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