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Thursday, January 11, 2007
Desperate women and lonely men
A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed relationships. After much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal ad in the paper:




Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won't beat me and won't run out on me.


After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling particularly depressed when the door bell rings.
She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.

He replies, "I'm responding to your ad for a good lover."

- "How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!"

- "I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't run out on you!" he said.

- "What about being a good lover?" she asked.

He responded, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
posted by bourbouli @ 9:08 AM  
6 LauGhs and HaHas commented:
  • At 11:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    wow

     
  • At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    lol

     
  • At 12:24 PM, Anonymous bourbouli said…

    lol... quite an equipment huh?

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    Forgive me, "kinky"
    No porn blogs are allowed in here.

     
  • At 6:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Along those lines...

    A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," he says.

    His wife, who's lying on the bed, says, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

    To which the man replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

     
  • At 3:34 PM, Blogger The Extravagant Goose said…

    hehe, cool one :)

     

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