Two blond men were sitting outside a medical clinic.
One of them was crying, tears pouring down his face.
The other blond man asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for a blood test."
The second one asked, "So? What are you crying for? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut off my finger."
Upon hearing this, the second man began to cry. The first man was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The second man replied, "I came here for a urine test."