Two blond men were sitting outside a medical clinic.One of them was crying, tears pouring down his face.
The other blond man asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for a blood test."
The second one asked, "So? What are you crying for? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut off my finger."
Upon hearing this, the second man began to cry. The first man was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The second man replied, "I came here for a urine test."
The other blond man asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for a blood test."
The second one asked, "So? What are you crying for? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut off my finger."
Upon hearing this, the second man began to cry. The first man was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The second man replied, "I came here for a urine test."
Good one... but to me it doesn't beat the engineer's joke a bit lower on this page. That one was hilarious!!!
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ReplyDeleteFirst time I read a joke about blond men, not blond women!
Oh, my apologies for the link. It is already working. Thanks! :)
Funny! I like that it's about blond men and not blond women. I came upon your blog during my random sojourn through the "next blog" button and wanted to let you know that I visited. I am also interested in knowing why you blog. I hope to re-visit you again.
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ReplyDeleteThank you Tathiana. I knew you'd love the masculine version of the blonde jokes. All the time, it's the ladies that get teased ;-)
@Mrs Joseph:
Thank you for visiting my little blog. The important part for me is that a blog should have fun. All philosophical and news blogs are nice and i love them but i always wished for a blog that i could read and laugh. Not smile. Laugh. Where i could read a joke and then tell it to my friends and they could lol 24/7
I love making people feel nice and i always picture a blog like for example a warm place at my house where me and my friends sit down discuss for stuff and laugh with a good joke.
That's why i have this blog. To share a cup of e-coffee and a laugh. To give everybody (whenever possible) a funny break.
That's me; my real life in a digital version :-)
haha
ReplyDeletelolll i love blonde jokes...
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