Saturday, January 06, 2007

Compiler

This definition of "compiler" must rank as the BEST of the possible wrong answers.
Written by a student in a introductory Computer Science course.

"A compiler's primary function is to compile, organize the compilation, and go right back to compiling. It compiles basically only those things that require to be compiled, ignoring things that should not be compiled. The main way a compiler compiles, is to compile the things to be compiled until the compilation is complete."

11 comments:

  1. hi gato.

    It's for brasilian fans huh? Cool. Keep it up ;-)

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  2. Anonymous1:32 PM

    My friend wrote something like that in one of his second year university exams.

    His definition of Retina: The important part of the eye that works hand in hand with the other parts enabling you to see things upright.

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  3. Anonymous4:11 PM

    LOL

    This sounds as good as the post

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  4. Anonymous6:44 PM

    This is the best compilation of amazing jokes that should be compiled by a big compiler and kept in the museum.

    Thanks for the compiler.


    Keep Compiling

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  5. Anonymous10:17 PM

    Hello Mr. Orange.

    Nice blog you got. I was reading blogs by using the BlogBar next blog>> thing and found yours. Had a good laugh and added you as one of my Technorati's favorite and will keep your RSS feed. Keep up the good work, making people laugh gives you lots of positive karma credits ;)

    - Tigre Marino, from La Paz, Mexico
    http://tigremarino.blogspot.com

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  6. Anonymous10:29 PM

    wow..you have a very nice blog :)

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  7. Hi amber.

    Thank you for your honoring comment. I will do my best to add some cheer in our lives. We all need a big dose

    my e-love to you ;-)

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  8. Tigre Maring

    Thank you so much for the e-blessing. I will keep my karma wallet filled with karma credits and won't keep any changes.. only "paper" ;-)

    Respect @ La Paz

    Peace to you and your family.

    PS : Mr Orange? Orange thing could be anything ;-)))

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  9. Thanks Simon. i will share a good joke if you have one :)

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  10. To all

    You are honoring me with your kind words.

    Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.

    You are now belong to my circle of laughs (this was taken from "Meet the parents" movie)

    Best wishes to you and your families.

    May all your dreams will be fulfilled this year :-)

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  11. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

    - "Hi there, how is it going?"

    Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:

    - "Not bad..."

    Then the voice says:

    - "So, what are you doing?"

    I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:

    - "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."

    Then I hear the person say all flustered:

    - "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."

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