Questions for thinking

- What is the speed of dark?

- Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

- If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of

earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out

of the water?

- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

- Why when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a

woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute ?

- You know how most packages say "Open here".What is the protocol if the

package says, "Open somewhere else"?

- Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?

- Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't

they be called builts?

- The light went out, but where to ?

- Why is the alphabet in that order?

- If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi

driver end up owing you money?

- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

- If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?