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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Questions for thinking
Questions for thinking

- What is the speed of dark?

- Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

- If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of

earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out

of the water?

- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

- Why when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a

woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute ?

- You know how most packages say "Open here".What is the protocol if the

package says, "Open somewhere else"?

- Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?

- Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't

they be called builts?

- The light went out, but where to ?

- Why is the alphabet in that order?

- If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi

driver end up owing you money?

- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

- If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
posted by bourbouli @ 11:42 AM  
19 LauGhs and HaHas commented:
  • At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice :)

  • At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice :)

  • At 1:26 PM, Blogger CHIC-HANDSOME said…

    happy new year

  • At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    lol .. funny :D

  • At 3:34 PM, Blogger Markitcho said…

    I've got the answers for some of these question... But just dumb ones...

  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger bourbouli said…


    I knew you'd love them :)

  • At 12:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    e-laughs?! how about e-anal? i'm so lonely i don't care if you're fat, or ugly.

  • At 4:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    haha, nice!

  • At 4:45 AM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    elisantics you scare me :-)

  • At 4:46 AM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    lol Goose

  • At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    These questions really set me thinking. Thanks for brightening up my day! :)

  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    Hehehe anonymous

    I even smelled something burning when i received your comment.

    Thought it was my brain but maybe i am mistaken ;-)

  • At 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    interestin' questions, why don't you write more? may i use them in my blog (tlahuilli.blogs...)? thanx

  • At 9:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At 10:06 PM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    Elliot? did i miss something?

  • At 10:07 PM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    bowe, use them freely.

    I received those questions from a frient by email :-)

  • At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cool thinkings!!! ;)

  • At 12:07 AM, Blogger bourbouli said…

    Quite a lol, don't you think?

  • At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Great stuff... its kewl to read something offbeat and truly logically illogical! If you know what I mean?


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