A woman was wearing a very tight skirt.When she tried to board the Fifth Avenue bus she found she couldn't lift her leg.
She reached back and unzipped her zipper.
It didn't seem to do any good, so she reached back and unzipped it again.
Suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put her on the top step of the bus.
- "How dare you?" she demanded.
- "Well, lady," he said, "by the time you unzipped my fly for the second time I thought we were good friends."
She reached back and unzipped her zipper.
It didn't seem to do any good, so she reached back and unzipped it again.
Suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put her on the top step of the bus.
- "How dare you?" she demanded.
- "Well, lady," he said, "by the time you unzipped my fly for the second time I thought we were good friends."
Love the jokes....really funny, a bit naughty, but not so "low" that they are insulting. Keep up the good work.
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Paola Monti
Thank you all for your kind words..
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