Thursday, January 04, 2007

Watch that fly

There was a fly above the water...A trout looked
upandsaid,"ifthatflydrops 6 inches, I'll have myself
somedinner."Therewasabearlooking atthe fly and trout. He said to
himself,"If thatflydrops6inches, thetrout will jump up to get it,
thenIwillhavedinner."Ahunter wasstaring at the bear. He thought
tohimself,"Ifthatflydrops 6 inches,the trout will jump and bear will
leapoutandIcanhave a clear shot atthe bear."A mouse
waslookingateverythingthatwas going on and hethought, "If that fly
drops6inches,the troutwilljump to get it, thebear will leap out at
thetrout,thehunterwilltake a step forward toshoot the bear and
hissandwichwillfall outofhis pocket and I can havemyself some dinner."A
catin atreewasalsolooking at the situation andhe thought, "If the
flydrops6inches,thetrout will jump to get it, thebear will leap
outatthetrout,thehunter will step forward and shootthe bear, the
mousewillmovetogetthe sandwich that fell from hispocket and I can
jumponitandhavedinner."Well, the fly dropped 6inches, the
troutjumpedandgotthefly, the bear leaped out and
grabbedthetrout,thehuntersteppedforward and shot the bear, the sandwich
fellfromhispocketandthemouse moved to get the sandwich, but...the
gunshotscaredthepussycatand it fell in the water......The moral of
thestory:whentheflydropssix inches, the pussy
getswet........................................................

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