A lady phones the fire department and says, "I want to report a fire in my house."
The fireman on the other end says, "Where is it, lady"
"It's in the kitchen," she replies.
"No," he says, "I meant, how do we get there?"
"Well," she explains, "you can either come up the front walk, across the porch and through the living room, or you can come around back and up the stairs and it's right there."
"I'm sorry, m'am," says the fireman, "what I meant was, how do we get from where WE
are to where YOU
After a short pause, the lady asks, "Don't you have any more of those big, red trucks?"