Two engineers were standing in the park.One had a new bike.
The other said, "Nice bike. How much?"
The first said , "It was free."
The other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for free?"
The one with the bike said," Yesterday a beatiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted."
The other enigneer said, "Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway"
Scince we are on engineer jokes (I work with many), I have a couple to share, oldies but goodies.
ReplyDeleteQ:"what does an engineer use for birth control?"
A:"His personality!"
Q:"What is the difference between and engineer and God?"
A:"God doesn't think he's an engineer!"
ahahahahaahhaa!!
ReplyDeleteHey Mack, These are Good OnEs!!!
Yhanks for the laugh!